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Post by Erutanie on Mar 13, 2005 10:34:00 GMT -5
..the crazy kidnappers (the cks). They had decided that kidnapping Legolas (again) was more important than exercise. but then they heard a loud noise, it was unlike any noise that Legolas or the cks had every heard, cause it was the sound of...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 13, 2005 10:48:40 GMT -5
...giant gummie worms, wh owere there to avenge the roasting of their relatives. Legolas....
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Post by Aragorn714 on Mar 15, 2005 12:15:01 GMT -5
[shadow=blue,left,500]...Saw that on the back of each of the giant gummy worms rode the dreaded smurfs, enraged that their allys the gummies were being roasted alive just for the twisted pleasure of a few cks's and elves and ents and whoever else happened to ever roast a gummy worm...
The ent cabbies finally decided to leave after waiting for hours by the side of the forest road waiting for the heroic/evilic elves, but what they didn't know was that Celeborn was still in the trunk of one of the cabbies...
The onrushing wave of gummies was just about to overwhelm the cks's when...
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Post by ~* Alquavende *~ on Mar 15, 2005 15:35:43 GMT -5
When suddenly a herd of giant squid fell from the sky! Fatsrer and faster the slimy herd fell plummeting towards the wrathful band of gummies, but unfortunatly, squids don't have very good aim and so the landed on the retreating ent cabbies instead of the gummies. then it was discovered that the gummies loved to eat roasted squids (that is when they wern't being roasted themselves) so the gummeis left the cks and jumped on the squid who had jumped on the cabbies who had gotten so freaked out by this time (with good reason) that they jumped out of their vehicles and disappeared into the forest never to be seen again (except by a little squirel who was very surprised when the cabbies ran madly by with haunted looks on their faces, muttering about squids and roasted gummies) Through all this poor Celeborn was still stuck in the trunk sadly wondering why in Middle-Earth he had ever left Valinor
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 15, 2005 18:32:18 GMT -5
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"I will never eat roasted gummies as long as I live." Said Marille. "Is everybody alright?" The others all answered except for Arinae who was staring at...something.
"Arinae, what are you staring at?" Eruiwen asked.
"Has anybody noticed that some blond dude has joined that annoying hobbit who's been following us around?" she replied.
"You mean that lifeguard over there?" Marille asked, she paused. "Wait a minute, I know that guy." And she very silent and angry looking as inconsciously checked to make sure that she wasn't wearing a bandana.
"Well, they're getting on my nerves." said Elondra. "I mean look at them, they're just standing there doing nothing, while they're getting us attacked by giant gummies and heards of squid. I think we should attack them." (THis just keeps getting better and better).
"Yes." said Marille with glee. "Let's."
Meanwhile, Legolas had decided that things were getting just a little to strange for him. Hoping it would make everything go away he curled up behind a tree and went to sleep.
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Post by Aranel on Mar 15, 2005 18:53:41 GMT -5
. . . Elondra, who was back to her normal attire and was wondering what a bandana had to do with anything, suddenly spoke, "Look! the lifeguard has magical powers that can change the length of his hair! He'll be an interesting foe!" The group geared up, ready for a fight . . .
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 15, 2005 19:04:42 GMT -5
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...Marille, as hungry as she was for revenge, or something like it, thought twice about fighting a foe who could change the length of his hair.
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Post by Aragorn714 on Mar 15, 2005 20:40:39 GMT -5
[shadow=blue,left,500]The magical lifeguard waves his hand at the band of cks's and suddenly the headdresses of the super elves all change to bandanas!! the blue kind!!! and as the magical foes hair begins to legnthen and grow, the cks's charge the vulnerable hobbit. As the lifeguard is reading his forces the hobbit is chaned up and kidnapped!
Then suddenly two assasins appear behind the rushing cks's! the appearence of these deadly assisins stun the lifeguard just long enough that the cks's are able to put him in chains and cut his hair as short as they can, so as to limit his abilities.
Then as quick as unnatualy possible the assassins...[/shadow]
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Post by Aranel on Mar 16, 2005 12:36:44 GMT -5
. . . kill the life guard as silently as they can. He doesn't even have time to scream mercy or even uncle! . . .
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Post by ~* Alquavende *~ on Mar 16, 2005 13:22:56 GMT -5
Then they introduced themselves to the Super Elves and decided to join the them (as soon as they got rid of the body of the dead lifeguard and clean up all the hair all over the ground, they're very tidy assasins) because after all they're not just any assasins they're "Super Assasins!"
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 19, 2005 0:42:41 GMT -5
the super assassins were seriously considering a trip to alaska, to put the poor fools waiting to burn there relief from thier sorrows.
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 19, 2005 9:59:55 GMT -5
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While all this was going on, Marille wondered what point her life would have now that her deadliest foe was dead.
"Hello? Marille? Middle-Earth to Marille." Elondra was saying.
"Huh?"
"Hey, we're trying to figure out what to do with the body." Eruiwen said.
"Oh." Marille thought for a moment. "I know exactly what to do with it." And she flew off with the body in a burlap sack. That was the last the other Super Elves ever say of the dead lifeguard. Unfortunately, Marille was back in a few minutes. . .
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Post by Aragorn714 on Mar 19, 2005 21:58:52 GMT -5
with a dangerous glint in her eyes, such a glint that none of the other super elves or assasins, let alone the evil smurfs riding gummies eating giant squid, had the guts to ask what she did with the body.
Suddenly a loud clang echoed through the now quite crowded forest. And the trunk of one of the cabbies beneith the giant squid popped open and a wide eyed and very confused face peered around... Celeborn had found a way to open the trunk from the inside!
"Didn't this story start out being told by that hobbit you guys kidnapped?... and wasn't this story supposed to be about the kidnapping of Legolas??. How did I get pulled in to this, I hate squid...
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 20, 2005 17:01:24 GMT -5
Having said that Celeborn ran away to a place where he was never seen again by anyone (except maybe Arinae, but he feared Orangeblossom so much Arinae could rarely see him)
By now, attention had turned back to Legolas who had nearly been eaten by a giant squid.
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Post by LadyEowynOfRohan03 on Mar 20, 2005 20:59:00 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300]As everyone, gummi worms included, was wondering what happened to Legolas, they hear a mighty cry, "You killed my love!" Lady Éowyn comes storming in on a gargantuan viole(n)t panda. The panda roars and crashes through the trees as Éowyn waves her sword over her head.
The kidnappers, the gummiworms, and everyone else concerned all stop and look, puzzled. Arinae happens to make the comment, "Awwwww, a cute cuddly teddy bear!" And the bear went wild, crazy, running around the forest with Éowyn clinging to his sides. Suddenly, the bear stops and says two words, "goose fauba." THe bear calms but then a herd of mad geese flies over head.
"What was that all about?" Marille asks.
"You killed my love, what did you do with his body?" Lady Éowyn replied.
Marille says...[/glow]
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