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Post by Aranel on Mar 21, 2005 9:56:56 GMT -5
. . . "Ewww! I'm not going to tell you what I did with the life guard! That's gross!"
Elondra, who stood right behind Marille, nodded in agreement, "Like what would you do with a dead body anyway? That's sick."
Lady Eowyn announced, ". . .
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 21, 2005 16:48:50 GMT -5
"I would steal the magic thread shockers to bring him back to life!"
"No bad dog, bad dog." Orangeblossom said to the random dog that had dug up a random body of someone wearing lifeguard uniform.
Everyone that was there and alive (with the exception of the dog) stared widly at the dog chewing on the skeleton.
This lifeguard, however, was not the murdered one, but one by the name of Europe. Thereby proving that Europe is a dead lifeguard, not a country.
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Post by ~* Alquavende *~ on Mar 22, 2005 14:38:34 GMT -5
Wait a sec hold the story! Am I the hobbit that got kidnapped? I thought I was one of the assasins and Elrondra was the other one or was it Aragorn? I am very confused!  *sets out on a quest to discover her true identity* |
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 22, 2005 19:44:58 GMT -5
"yeah, where did the hobbit come from?' Orangeblossom asked.
Arinae and OB joined the quest
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Post by Aragorn714 on Mar 23, 2005 8:53:13 GMT -5
Thats when one of the smurfs spoke up... "ok you guys really need to read... if you go back to page 3 marille the glad elf notices a lifeguard standing next to a hobbit, and to explain that, you must go to the first page and see the characters in the story, the hobbit is narrating the whole thing, and the lifeguard joined him, then the super elves attacked the lifeguard and kidnapped the hobbit... so right now, legolas is free, celeborn is free, and the narrating hobbit has been kidnapped... is that why this story has taken some strange turns... I mean I wasn't supposed to show up here till at least the fifth page..."
And with that the smurfs riding the gummies and the gummies eating the giant squid (who were now all eaten) picked up everything and walked out of the forest.
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 24, 2005 12:56:58 GMT -5
[glow=silver,9,900]
"ENOUGH!!!!!" Marille shouted. "Would everybody just be quiet!!!! That's better. Okay, Eowyn, your majorly mixed up. That guy that we just killed was not Faramir." She said. "Now go home to Ithilien, and take that. . . thing with you." Eowyn, now having been set straight, turned the Viole(n) Panda in the direction of Ithilien. "As for the squid, gummies, and smurfs, you're all going back where you belong." And with a snap of Marille's fingers they were all transported where they belonged. "You," She said turning to the dog. "Put that right back where you found it and cover it back up. it's not nice to mess with another persons bones. They might turn into a restless ghost and start haunting you." During her entire speech Legolas was quietly sneaking away. "And you aren't getting away that easily." The poor Elf found himself tied up once more.
"What do you people have agabst me?" He cried . . .
[/glow]
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Post by Aragorn714 on Mar 24, 2005 14:05:00 GMT -5
suddenly a shaft of light cutdown through the forest from the sky, and the trees bent back from the bright light. Then a voice from the clouds said in a language that sounded completely out of this world but vaugely familar...
[shadow=blue,left,1000]"#3))0 3v3ry 0n3, +@<# u5 +0 y0ur )#@d3r5... w3 #@v3 #3@rd 0f @n #)f 1n +r0u8)3 15 +#3r3 @ny +#1n6 w3 (@n d0 +0 #3@)9? 0ur n@m3 @r3 5un<15+ & 80r6..." [/shadow]
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 24, 2005 15:33:44 GMT -5
"It's like it's trying to speak to me, I know it," OB yelled.
Legolas was very angry at this point and could not figure out why the cks wanted him so much.
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Post by Aranel on Mar 25, 2005 14:52:53 GMT -5
Sunkist spoke up, "w3 @r3 1n n33d 0f 51r )360)@5' @81)1t135. w3 m3r3 @)13n5 (@n n3^3r 533 w#@+ 15 08^10u5! W3 n33d y0ur #3)9!"
Legolas, who was still tied up, answered in turn, "W#@+3^3r 1 mu5+ d0 +0 #3)9 @n0+#3r r@c3."
Orangeblossom stood nearby, trying to understand all that was going on, "How does he know how to speak like that?"
"I am an elf," Legolas shuffled his way over to look at her.
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Post by LadyEowynOfRohan03 on Mar 25, 2005 18:57:31 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300]Meanwhile, Éowyn was slowly riding away on her ambling panda, wondering how many lifeguards there were in middle earth, and where in the world is Faramir. And why did people trick her into thinking they had killed her love? Aaaaaackk...
Then her panda said...[/glow]
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Post by ascrazyasmarille87 on Mar 27, 2005 16:45:35 GMT -5
"hark, I hear a voice, calling to me from beond, wait voice, I'm coming!" And with that her viole(n)t panda knocked her off it's back and bounded off the find the voice in it's head.
Meanwhile Eowyn had landed in mud. So as she was sitting there, drenched in mud, she started crying. "what happened to me, my love is missing, my violet panda is gone, and my favorite dress is ruined!" As she was saying this she heard a twig crack behind her....
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Post by Aragorn714 on Mar 28, 2005 9:00:37 GMT -5
... she stiffened into a fighters crouch and spun around. The face before her was pleading and he had his finger in front of his mouth to indicate to her not to make any sounds. As the light of understanding caught in eowyn's eyes she silently nodded and crept into the forest behind him as silently as only an elf can...
...Meanwhile back at the ranch a poor herd of cattle was squashed by giant chickens! Now back to our origonaly scheduled <-- (oops My bad) program...
...Both figures slipping out of sight into the forest silently drew their blades in anticipation for what was to come...
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 28, 2005 21:24:03 GMT -5
Your local Neighborhood DS checker:
Yes, I know this is a little offtopic, but it is an urgent matter,
schedualed should be changed to scheduled 
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Post by ~* Alquavende *~ on Mar 29, 2005 21:43:16 GMT -5
What was to come was that Eowyn and the whoever it was who surprised her whom I shall name Augustus Flannagen Emerson Jones, burst into a small clreaing and stopped short... There in front of them was a small dwarf who was rocking back and forth and chanting strange words, when Eowyn and Augustus Flannagen Emerson Jones burst into the clearing he stopped and turned towards them, both of them could see that his eyes were blind and yet and unearthly light glowed in them, "I have a task which only your noble blades can accomplish, a task which they were destined to undertake." the dwarf said in a deep grim solemn vioce "Will you accept this task?" "We are at your service" Augustus Flannagen Emerson Jones said with deep bow, elbowing Eowyn to do the same, "Then follow me" the dwarf said in a voice full of doom and strode slowly across the meadow to a little hut at the far end. Inside the hut was a plate with food on it, "I giant squid stole my knife and now I can't cut up my food!" So Eowyn and Augustus Flannagen Emerson Jones cut up his food for him and the dwarf ate it and then *poof* he disappeared.
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Post by Aragorn714 on Mar 30, 2005 15:38:32 GMT -5
"auuughh!!!" screams the now lonesome hobbit, "you elves, dwarves, squids, gummies, and smurfs not to mention you annoying assasins, have completely sabotoged my story!!!" he then stomps off to hobbiton in an annoyed and aggravated huff...
...as the elves were watching the hobbit stomp off, and eowyn gallop away legolas slipped away to join the two aliens, but after boarding their ship the aliens whipped off their masks and revealed they actually were evil red smurfs!!!
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*sets out on a quest to discover her true identity*
