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Post by Aranel on Mar 5, 2005 13:16:18 GMT -5
Elondra, the master of most movie knowledge stopped the press and said, "Hold it, HOLD EVERYTHING is from Lilo & Stitch! And it's Ent cabbies not Elf! And it seems you have become an Elf, Erui. But the thing I can't remember is: Was it the raving fan girls who hired us to kidnap him or was it someone who didn't like the raving fan girls? B. . ." all of a sudden she looked around, " Wait! Where's Legolas?" The pretty elf princeling was no where in si(gh)t(e)!
Things are not going well for are heros or should I call them evildoers? What will happen next on the intriguing drama of "The Kidnapping of Legolas Greenleaf"!
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Post by Iure on Mar 5, 2005 13:32:35 GMT -5
... When the crazy kidnappers were talking and arguing amongst themselves, Legolas had slowly backed away, until he was sure they were no longer paying attention to him. Then he had turned and run as if his life depended on it. And it probably was, the way those crazy elves were yelling at each other. "I can't help Celeborn," Legolas thought, "But I can help myself." And with that thought, he hid behind a particularly large tree....
(ps: It is: nowhere in sight (unless you were playing with words... in that case, consider this ps invisible)
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Post by Aranel on Mar 5, 2005 13:43:02 GMT -5
. . . "What is this? An abnormally large Orc?" the tree asked as it picked Legolas up. "I am known as Treebeard, bURRum. Who are you?" . . .
(I'll play with words and fix it both, kay?)
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Post by Iure on Mar 5, 2005 13:46:47 GMT -5
..."AAAARRGGGHH" screamed Legolas. "First those wicked elves, now an Ent!" "No need to scream, dear Elf, burrrum, I still do not know your name." "I'll tell you my name if you promise to help me." pleaded Legolas. "I am not on your side. I am on no one's side, because no one is on my side, buRRRum." Treebeard said....
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 5, 2005 14:12:35 GMT -5
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"I hear the sound of an Elf in trouble!" Said Marille. "Super Elves to the rescue!" Suddenly our villians, ahem, I mean heroes found themselves wearing riduculous costumes and tights...
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Post by Aranel on Mar 5, 2005 14:20:16 GMT -5
"Uhg!" Elondra let out a grunt. "who in the world made my costume? Purple so totally classes with red! More!?" Elondra accused the sheepishly grinning Orc who started to slink away at her disapproval.
"You are so going in the naughty corner once this is through!"
(I had a great idea! We need a story that includes all of our inside jokes! It'd be a story about . . . us! hmm)
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 6, 2005 1:36:49 GMT -5
Celeborn (by some unknown reason) had been able to build a fire in the trunk of the car. he was planning on sending smoke signals, but was quickly being smoked out. when...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 8, 2005 18:21:28 GMT -5
"Over there!" said Arinae, sporting an orange suit with lime green tights, and (danger of dangers!) a cape. "There is smoke coming from that car over there."
"Let us away!" Said Marille, in her green and silver silvan costume. "Wait a minute? How are we supposed to get there?"
"I think we run like Elves." Said Erui wen who wore...
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 8, 2005 22:58:14 GMT -5
...a bright pink fluffy blouse with blue baggy sweat pants on. Her face could not be seen through the make-up that was on her.
but that was nothing compared to Marille who was wearing....
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Post by Aranel on Mar 9, 2005 14:47:02 GMT -5
an outrageuos fuchia mink and Star Trek fanatic like outfit in neon green with platform shoes . . . [glow=silver,9,900]Contrary to popular belief Marille is not wearing fuschia pink and neon green (Arinae had neon green). If you happen to read a few posts up you will find Marille in green and bright flashy silver. Also, not Star Trek outfit is pink in the first place. And actually purple and red can go together really well.[/glow] No it's a mink that's fuchia colored! When you told me that yesterday I was like, okay, but then on the Newbie Board I remembered what I meant! And no, they can't!  |
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Post by ~* Alquavende *~ on Mar 9, 2005 15:51:31 GMT -5
Needless to say the "Super Elves" were not hard to spot through the trees and so Legolas, after saying goodbye to Treebeard, made his way further into the forest easily evading the colorful nutcases when TEXT SuddenlyTEXT he dripped over a root and fell flat on his pretty face. It was then that he heard a deep earthy voice speaking out of nowhere "My you're a clumsy thing!" "Who's there?!" Legolas shouted. "I'm here, and Willy and Bob of course." "Who's willy and bob?" he yelled looking for the source of the voice. "This is willy and this is bob" said the voice. Legolas looked down and saw two squirells running around his feet and making squeaking noises then suddenly the squirels ran up into the branches of a medium sized tree which was wearing one of those pairs of glasses that have a fake nose and mustache attached. What's with the glasses?" Legolas asked the tree. "Oh, I''m in disguise. see , page 41, 'the kidnaper should always be disguiesed when making a proper kidnap' the tree shoved a large book in legolases face entitled "How kidnap an elf" "I'm kidnappijng you" it said with a leafy grin. "Wait shouldn't I know somthing about you before you kidnap me?" "I suppose that's reasonable. Very well, I am an ent but I'm a very differnt ent, I'm a hasty ent, see." the tree up-rooted itself and dashed around knocking over trees as it went before returning to its original spot. "Now can I kidnap you? Please?" it begged "I'll take you back to my house and we'll eat hasty pudding! Please please please!!"
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 9, 2005 22:54:57 GMT -5
Legolas was about to run, when he spotted his other kidnappers running through the trees. He hoped that his decision to go with the "hasty" ent would not be worse than being locked in a trunk.
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 11, 2005 19:30:14 GMT -5
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"Excuse me Super Elves, but did any of you the strange hObbit that has started following us around?" Elondra asked.
"Actually I have, I wonder..." suddenly Marille stopped, and her head turned in the direction of Legolas. "Wait! Does any one hear that. My super-elf hearing detects an Ent kidnapping and Elf. Arinae, use your super-Elf x-ray vision and see if you can see whats happening." She ordered adjusting the silver feather thrust jauntily in her green robin hood hat. After straining into the distance for a moment Arinae gasped.
"What is it?" The others said.
"An Ent is kidnapping Legolas!" Arinae proclaimed.
"I thought that that was our job!" Said Eruiwen ,very much offended.
"Then let us away, so that we can save him and then kidnap him all over again! Let us run like the Elves!" Marille said, getting ready to go dashing through the woods.
"Do we really have to run? These tights are getting itchy." Elondra complained.
"That's not my fault. I told you to go get a good pair of bellet tights and then dye them whatever color you wanted. But, nooooo, you had to get polyester."
"Guys," Eruiwen said. "He's getting away."
"But what about Celeborn?" Arinae asked...
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 11, 2005 22:16:45 GMT -5
she asked this because running is exercise, and exercise is good, therefore should be avoided whenever possible. Not only that she knew Orangeblossom would soon be complaining.
The ent upon seeing he was being followed, threw Legolas as far as he could away from him.
Luckily (?) Leggie landed in...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 13, 2005 9:45:33 GMT -5
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...a tree. And because they live in forest's Elves are very good at getting out of trees. Unfortunately for the poor Elf when he got down he was surrounded by...
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