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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Feb 27, 2005 12:20:13 GMT -5
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Forum stories are so much fun.
The Kidnapping of Legolas Greenleaf
Starring:
~*Alquavende*~- As a Hobbit who decided to narrate the craziness (Just you wait, we'll involve you somehow).
Elondra Even*- As an Elven Kidnapper (You guys an MSG me a better description when you come up with one.)
Eruiwen- As the Second Elven kidnapper
Legolas Greenleaf- As the sad victim of our kidnapping
MarilleTheMadElf- As an Elf who is Sanely challenged.
Once upon a time in the foret of Mirkwood an Elf, by the name of Legolas Greenleaf was walking through the woods. The tall tress blocked out all but the barest hint of sunlight, and crowded around him. All was as it should be in the forest of Mirkwood (What's it's Elven name?) The Elf prince didn't suspect a thing. Suddenly....
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Post by Iure on Feb 27, 2005 13:30:08 GMT -5
...a group of elves jumped from behind the forests. At least, Legolas thought they were all elves, but there was also a Numenorean lady. In no time, the group had surrounded Legolas and he could do nothing more than stare at their arrow points...
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Post by Aranel on Feb 27, 2005 16:58:15 GMT -5
. . . and Duldros the beautiful sword glinting at his neck . . .
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Post by Iure on Feb 27, 2005 17:05:33 GMT -5
..."Who-who are you?" stuttered poor Legolas. "We are the Insane," answered ElondraEven*, who was holding Duldros, "and over there we've got Erui and Marille (+...). We've come to kidnap you."...
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Post by Aranel on Feb 27, 2005 17:58:48 GMT -5
. . . "because Celeborn has already been kidnapped!" ElondraEven* had an out glint in her eyes and Legolas thought the colour of her eyes is the colour of insanity! . . .
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Post by Iure on Feb 28, 2005 4:40:17 GMT -5
..."With Celeborn being taken care of, we needed to kidnap Elf #2 on our list. That's you! Marille, have you got the elven rope ready? We need to bind his hands. Erui, we need something to prevent him from screaming." "Wow," though Legolas, "They sure are insane, just look at their eyes, the sword-lady is not the only one with that glint!"...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Feb 28, 2005 17:42:11 GMT -5
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..."Aha, foolish elf, I am a Valar and i can read your thoughts." Said the slighty sane but mostly mad one. "There is nothing wrong with insanity. Draw your sword, I shall defend the honour of insanity" Amd Legolas shuddered, for she defended herself like a ture mad one.
"But I have no sword." Legolas said. Behind him the other burst out laughing.
"She said nothing about fighting," said ElondraEven* "she only said to draw your sword." With this Eruiwen produced two sketch pads.
"For my weapon I choose, (dramatic music) The Red Pencil!" Marille said. Needless to say, when faced with the prospect of trying to defeat Marille's (dramatic music) Red Pencil Legolas conceeded that insanity wasn't all that bad.
"Now," said Eruiwen "Let us continue kidnapping him/"
"Um, guys." Elondra interjected. "What are we going to do with him once he's tied up. Last I checked Aduial's car trunk was full of Celeborn. I don't think there's room for Legolas."
What would our mad villians (or are they heroes?) do?...
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Post by Aranel on Feb 28, 2005 20:37:23 GMT -5
. . . "I know" Erui replied. "Let's hire an Ent cabbie to help lug him around" So, they did . . .
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Post by Erutanie on Feb 28, 2005 23:23:34 GMT -5
while Legolas was in the trunk, Arinae and Orangeblossom were busy trying to find Celeborn. (they realized he was missing when they stumbled upon a very confused looking Galadrilel who was muttering incoherently with Celeborn nowhere to be seen)
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 2, 2005 21:32:37 GMT -5
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..."Gasp," said Marille as she oveheard the frantic Elf. "what sayest thou? Celeborn is missing!!! Galadriel bringeth sad news indeed." Then a confused look crossed her face, turning to the others she asked. "Wait a minute, I thought Celeborn was supposed to be kidnapped... Can someone explain this for me?"...
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 3, 2005 22:57:25 GMT -5
"Who kidnapped him??" Arinae shouted at Marille.
"She probably helped them. Let's take her as hostage until we can get Legolas to help us." Orangeblossom said. Then they dragged Marille off to a secret place.
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Post by Iure on Mar 4, 2005 4:08:31 GMT -5
"Wait!" shouted Erui, "who are we supposed to kidnap now? I thought Legolas would be first, and then the others! I'm confused!"
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 4, 2005 11:15:50 GMT -5
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"Okay! Hold it, HOLD EVERYTHING (What movie is that from?)!!!!" Marille shouted. "I had nothing to do with Celeborn's kidnapping, first of all. And secondly, we are all unreasonable people, let us settle it like true Elves, and a Numenorean."
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Post by Iure on Mar 4, 2005 11:48:15 GMT -5
"Do bear in mind that I won't be a Numenorean lady for ever. In fact, I shall transverse to elfhood very soon." Eruiwen said. "But i suggest we put Legolas and Celeborn in different Ent cabbies, otherwise they might plan an escape." Erui turned to Arinae:"Release Marille, she has nothing to do with it! (I think)".
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Post by Erutanie on Mar 4, 2005 18:28:58 GMT -5
"Are you sure? She lied to me once about killing someone?" Arinae said.
"Do we have to?" Orangeblossom asked at the same time.
Reluctantly Orangeblossom let marille go.
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