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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Apr 20, 2005 15:31:37 GMT -5
...a thunderous KA-BOOM behind them! Dahne was so startled that she jumped a mile high.
"Hey," she said to herself. "I can see all of Middle Earth from up here and I can see--" she shrieked "--LEGOLAS!"
Of course, gravity eventually took its toll and she started falling rather rapidly.
"HEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!" She screamed as she plummeted (I love that word too!) towards the earth--erm, Middle Earth, that is. Just before she was dashed to bits on the ground, a humungous...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 24, 2005 11:13:46 GMT -5
...eagle came to her rescue.
"Sorry that we're a little late my dear, but Gwahir (Correction by your LIGC.) needed to be convinced that it was worth his trouble to get involved in the affairs of Men again." And as I am sure you already know who this is I shall continue with out introducing our dear, old friend Gandalf.
"Um, I thought you were retired." Came out of Dahne's mouth before she realized that he might not understand what she was saying.
"I got bored."
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Apr 24, 2005 19:55:37 GMT -5
Dahne smiled obligingly as they flew over the trees over the Shire. "Where are we going?" She asked Gandalf.
"Why, to Gondor, of course."
"Gondor? What in Middle Earth for?"
Gandalf grinned at her in a lopsided wizardly way.
"Well, this was meant to be a surprise, but..."
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 25, 2005 18:09:34 GMT -5
[glow=silver,9,900]
"...they want to make you their queen."
[/glow]
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Apr 26, 2005 20:11:04 GMT -5
Dahne had been snacking on some old chocolate eggs that she had just found in her pocket, but at this statement, she coughed, gagged, and chocolate egg fragments spewed out of her mouth.
"Queen?!" she gasped when she had regained most of her dignity. "But...but..."
"No 'buts' about it!" Gandalf chirped gaily. Chirped?, Dahne thought incredulously. The day Gandalf begins chirping is a dark day indeed... Her musings were interrupted as Gandalf continued. "The Gondorians just adore you! They've changed the Gondor National Anthem already for you...it goes: Goooooood Queeeeeen Daaaaaahneeeee...The Queeeeeeen ooooof the Whiiiiiiiite Treeeeee that is nooooo loooooonger deeeeead--"
Dahne cut into his off-key song at this point.
"But I thought Aragorn and Arwen have the throne of Gondor now!"
"Aragorn?!" Gandalf said, startled. "Arwen?! Who are they?"
Dahne stared at him, speechless. Before she could say anything, however, there was a tremendous flash of light and...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 29, 2005 19:54:37 GMT -5
...and Dahne discovered that it was not Gandalf at all. But someone disguised as the famous wizard. And this someone was none other than...
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on May 1, 2005 20:13:34 GMT -5
Darth Vader!
Dahne screamed a terrifying scream as the eagle changed into one of One Of Those Dark Little Attacking Ships On Which Darth Vader Flew On During The Battle Of Yavin.
"You are evil!" She howled. "I hate evil people!"
"I'm not a person," Vader said. "I am a machine. And you are coming with me. The Emperor wants to meet you."
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on May 6, 2005 18:47:58 GMT -5
(Nice. ANd they're called TIE fighters)
"Oh crud. I was afraid you were going to say that"....
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on May 10, 2005 20:04:20 GMT -5
Darth Vader only breathed loudly.
"Stop breathing like that!" Dahne said irritably. "'Hulper--hulper'--honestly, what is with that? And your breath smells like bean burritos!"
"Why you insolent little..." Darth Vader began, but never finished, because at that moment, our old friend Gralin appeared in the back of the TIE fighter.
"Oh, hello," he said. "How are you today? I've been wondering where you went. Who's this guy? Blimey, he's scary looking..."
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Post by ElvenLotrFreak on May 13, 2005 21:48:07 GMT -5
"...I know what you mean, I think it's the eyes. DOn't they look a little buggy to you?"...
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on May 16, 2005 19:28:59 GMT -5
Darth Vader got very angry.
"I've had it!" He screamed. "I don't care if the Emporer wants to meet you are not! You are getting off...my...ship!"
With that, he opened the hatch (though don't ask me how this is possible...they were flying in space) and pushed poor Gralin and Dahne out! However, instead of finding themselves falling through space, they were falling through...
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Post by LadyEowynOfRohan03 on May 20, 2005 20:36:49 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300]Jello! And Dahne started laughing at it. Gralin was giving her weird looks, but ultimately decided that it was part of the plan, so he joined in too. Just then a pot of geraniums fell past them, they heard it say, "Oh no, not again."
As they were falling through the lovely orange jello...[/glow]
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on May 23, 2005 14:11:02 GMT -5
...They got hungry. So, they started eating the lovely orange Jell-O.
"What do you call this stuff?" Gralin asked with his mouth stuffed. But before Dahne could answer, they saw Darth Vader falling through the Jell-O too!
"I didn't close the hatch in time, so I fell out too," Vader said miserably. And since he weighed more, he fell faster than Gralin and Dahne and soon he was out of sight.
"We won't have to worry about him again," Dahne said with satisfaction.
"But I think we'll have to worry about us," Gralin said, panic creeping into his voice. "LOOK OUT BELOW!"
Then...
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