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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Feb 27, 2005 19:09:01 GMT -5
...she would have to lock herself in her room and eat chocolate that's been molded into the LOTR characters for the rest of her life in utter depression.
Suddenly, the horses whinnied in terror. The LOTR freak looked behind Legolas and screamed. In back of Legolas was a huge army of...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Feb 28, 2005 17:52:12 GMT -5
[glow=silver,9,900]
...of
"What are those things?" The nameless one asked in horror...
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Feb 28, 2005 21:20:07 GMT -5
...They were Imperial Storm Troopers!
"This can't be happening," the LOTR Freak muttered shaking her head in disbelief. But before anyone could do anything...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 2, 2005 21:39:09 GMT -5
[glow=silver,9,900]
...the LOTR freak, who had been mistaken for a nameless queen, started jumping up and down. "Haha, Star Wars andLOTr in the same...um...something. Does this mean I get to use the Force?" She paused. "Okay, this may be the strangest dream I have ever seen, but I'm liking it."
"Patientce, my friend, all will be explained in time." The LOTR freak jumped and whirled around, lightsaber (where did that coem from, thought the confused freak) in her hand. It dropped as she saw the speaker.
"OBI-WAN KENOBI!!!!!" she shrieked...(Aw come on, you had to know that was coming) [/glow]
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Mar 3, 2005 21:32:01 GMT -5
..."The Force will be with you...always," Obi Wan said gravely. The LOTR Freak stared at him dumbly and with a sudden small smile Obi Wan looked over her shoulder and nodded. The Freak turned her head, lightsaber in hand, and her jaw dropped even lower. Blue and green bars of pure energy had been emitted from within the horde (sp?) of Imperial Storm Troopers.
"More Jedi!" the Freak shrieked. "This is super cool!" Gripping her lightsaber tightly (it was green) and roaring some sort of war cry, she ran at the army of Storm Troopers. But before she could bring her green blade down on the neck of the first Trooper...
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Post by Aranel on Mar 5, 2005 13:08:26 GMT -5
. . . Legolas said, "My dear, are you hallucinating? Why are you running around like a mad woman?"
The Freak looked around in confusion . . .
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Post by Iure on Mar 5, 2005 13:27:11 GMT -5
...and found that all the laser swords and Imperial Storm Troopers were gone. "What happened to Obi-Wan?" She asked. "Who?" said Legolas, "You were talking to yourself and waving with your hands as if you were holding a sword. You must have been hallucinating, there is no other explanation." "I'm over here." Obi-Wan said. The LotR freak spun around and saw Obi-Wan standing behind her. "See! I'm not hallucinating!" screamed the LotR freak....
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Post by Aranel on Mar 5, 2005 13:40:20 GMT -5
. . . "No one can see me or hear me but you, my apprentice," Obi-Wan said calmly. "Your appretice? But Anakin's your apprentice! Not me! I never asked for any of this! I will never eat a whole batch of cookies and drink soda again!" . . .
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 5, 2005 14:22:10 GMT -5
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"Don't loose that weapon, apprentice, it is your life." The wise Jedi said.
"Excuse me," the freak said to Legolas. "I have to go take care of these hallucinations." She thought it best to play along with the Elf. "First of all, I AM not your apprentice. See my hair, no padawan's braid. Secondly, why can't they see what's coming. And third, why does my lightsaber have to be green, green is SO common in lightsabers." For the Imperial Storm Troopers were once again visible.
"A very good deduction!" Obi-Wan said. "You are straddling two worlds. That of Tolkein and that of Lucas, you are the only link between the two. You must learn to bring the two together, only then will the others be able to see. What color would you like?"
"Purple would be nice."
"Okay, see that button." he said, "Yeah, adjust to the right twice, and you'll have purple." Pushing his copper hair back, he finished. "Once you learn to bring the two worlds together I'll be able to help you more. Hurry, time is running out in both worlds."
And then he was gone...
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Mar 7, 2005 16:38:44 GMT -5
"OMGosh, this is entirely too complicated!" The Freak muttered in a frenzy. "I don't know what to do, help me, help me..."
"Maybe THIS will help you," Gralin, our almost-forgotten Hobbit friend said suddenly. Everyone looked to him in surprise. He was holding a...
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Post by Aranel on Mar 8, 2005 11:53:03 GMT -5
. . . crusted over year-old easter peep. "I always get like you when my blood sugar is low. I carry these around everywhere just in case!" Wow! I really halucinating the freak thought. I think it was that candy I ate! now it's coming back to haunt me! "Uh, Gralin," Eowyn spoke up. "You aren't helping matters . . ."
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 8, 2005 18:28:58 GMT -5
...besides, nothing clears your mind like a ride on a fast horse."
"Um, I don't know how to ride." The Freak protested feebly.
"Yes, and who would want to get on thos miserable creatures." added Gralin.
"There not miserable." The freak said, tempted to smack the poor dwarf turned hobbit. Meanwhile, the others stood looking at her in astonishment.
"But you are renowned throughout Middle-Earth for your skills." said a very confused Legolas. "By the way, did you notice that the sky is blue."
"OKAY!!! I am not an Elven queen, as much as I wish I was. I am a poor, confused, ordinary MORTAL!!! I have been thrown into this world and I'm receiving visions from, of all people, OBI-WAN KENOBI!!!"
"If you aren't my wife then who are you?" Legolas demanded. The freak was about to shout "I DON"T KNOW!!!" when hoofbeats were heard. And up rode another Elf. The poor, confused, nameless, LOTR freak found herself staring at her much taller, pointy-eared twin.
"Who are you?" She asked.
"I," she said. "Am Isil Nenharma, the Elven queen. Who are you?...
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Mar 9, 2005 20:45:41 GMT -5
..."I...I...I...uh...ate way too much dorito sundaes..." Our heroine stuttered before falling into darkness.
She opened her eyes and blinked. Where am I? she wondered in bewilderment. Who knew how much time had passed since she had blacked out? Minutes? Hours? Days? Weeks? Months? Years?
She noticed a door at the other end of the room. Suddenly, with a loud, drawn out scrrrreeeeeech, it opened and...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 11, 2005 19:40:31 GMT -5
[glow=silver,9,900]...Light flooded in around the shape of a very tall man came in. The light shifted and she saw the face of...
"YOU!!!" She cried. "Traitor!!!!"
"Now, now, Master Johan. That's not very nice." Anakin said. "Really, Dahnë, I think that you'd be nicer to your captor."
"You betrayed the Jedi." Dahnë Johan, at least that name was familiar. SHe knew that name, it was her own, in her imagination...[/glow]
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Mar 12, 2005 19:43:48 GMT -5
She was beginning to feel more and more Star Wars-ish like and more and more LOTR-ish like by the minute.
"Betrayed?" Anakin spat. "Jedi?"
She glowered and at that moment noticed the electro-chains that bound her wrists. She tried to wrench free, but it was in vain. Instead, she jumped to her feet.
"Why am I here?" she demanded in a deep, commanding voice that surprised her.
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