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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 13, 2005 9:43:13 GMT -5
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Yes, she was surprised. She decided that either she had found a doorway into another...something or she has having an indegestion induced nightmare. Or perhaps it was simply that she had been reading too much Circle Trilogy. Which ever one it was, all she wanted was to figure out how to get back to her room and her star strewn blanket.
"What are you talking about? I would never betray the Jedi. Last I checked you were the traitor. Tell me where Obi-Wan is, NOW!" Anakin said.
"I wish I knew." she said quietly. "Maybe then he could help me figure out this whole mess."
"LIAR!" Anakin shouted, pinning her against the wall. "I want to know where my master is."
"Don't ask me." she choked out. "I don't even know where I am."
"In the Jedi Temple, you are." came a voice.
"Master Yoda." Anakin said."She won't tell me anything."
"Because nothing she knows." Yoda said. "Grew up together did they. Best friends they were. Wrong person do we blame. Is that not right, my old padawan?"...
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Mar 14, 2005 20:58:28 GMT -5
"Old Padawan?" The Freak echoed. She was beginning to feel a bit weak in the knees. "This is utterly ridicu--"
"No!" Anakin burst out, turning to Yoda. "She does know! She knows! She knows where my master is! She's the one who is responsible for his disappearance-"
"Peace, young Skywalker!" Yoda said sharply. "Innocent she is. Knows nothing of the whereabouts of Obi-Wan. Let her go, you must."
"Responsible!" The Freak suddenly snapped. "This is madness! I've been mistaken for an elven queen, Legolas' wife, a Jedi knight, Yoda's old Padawan, a Jedi MASTER, and a KIDNAPPER! Let me GO, let me GO, let me GO! I want to go HOME!"
Suddenly, the door opened again and in walked Gralin.
"There you are," he said to the Freak. "I've been looking all over for you." He noticed Yoda and Anakin, who were watching him with astonished looks on their faces. He gestured to Yoda. "Who's the short green demented orc?"
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 15, 2005 18:43:43 GMT -5
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The poor freak, who will be called Dahne in the Star Wars world, looked at Gralin in surprise. She then looked at Yoda.
"Gralin, this is Jedi Master Yoda. He's not an orc." she said, leaning close to the hobbit she whispered. "He's a very powerful kedi...I mean wizard, so be careful what you call him. And he's one of the good guys." Looking up she continued. "Anakin, would you stop it, you're getting annoying." Anakin, who at this point had been throwing the Jedi equivalent of a fit, stopped. "Thank you."
"Confused you are." Yoda told her. "Know not which way up is. Thrown into a war you have been."
"You mean you can help me?" Dahne said, strange, it was so easy to fit into the mind of a Jedi Master.
"Help you I cannot. Only one who can, Obi-Wan is."
"Great, the one person who can help me has gone missing."
"Help us find him you can." The Jedi master suggested.
"How? I don't even know where I am. Well, actually, I do." For being a Star Wars freak also, she naturally knew that the Jedi Temple had been located on Coruscant during the pre-Palpatine age.
"Know more that you think do you."
"Would someone explain to me what's going on?" Said Anakin and Gralin in unision.
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Mar 16, 2005 21:11:46 GMT -5
"It's a very long story," Dahne, our beloved Freak, said with a grim smile. "A longer story than I have the time to tell." Whoa, she thought. Where did that come from?
"All I have to say is," Anakin said to Dahne. "Find my master."
"Find him, she will," Yoda said quietly.
"Find...WHO?" Gralin asked, scratching his head in a very Hobbit-like way.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin's master," Dahne answered automatically.
"You're a slave?" Gralin asked in astonishment to Anakin.
"NO!"
Suddenly, they all grew silent. They all felt it, even Gralin. The ground was shaking. It started in very small tremors at first, and then it grew larger, and larger. Dahne screamed (as she does a lot in this story as a lot scares her) as the floor pitched and rolled.
"What's happening?!" She wailed.
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Post by LadyEowynOfRohan03 on Mar 18, 2005 15:53:53 GMT -5
"Eulaliaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!" A voice cried. THrough the door burst a fully armored male badger weilding a heavy mace with expert skill. The badger had a golden stripe on his forehead where a white one should have been.
"Bryony! Don't listen to their lies," he screamed in rage as the bloodwrath overtook him. Dashing around the room in a rage, desparately trying to free the much-confused Freak, who was now called Bryony, he grabbed the nearest weapon, a phaser. He grabbed it, and seizing his remaining strength from somewhere deep inside him, he echo'd his battle crey and fired the energy bonds off her wrists. "Eulaliiiaaaaaa!!!!!!!!"
From some strange place in her heart came the war cry, "Redwaaaaaaaaaallll!!!!"...
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Mar 18, 2005 21:48:55 GMT -5
"Redwall?" Bryony/Dahne repeated, in amazement.
"Don't shoot!" Gralin cried, diving for cover. Yoda knew what to do. Using the Force, he easily snatched the phaser from the badger's fumbling hands and caught in his own.
"HoooooooooowwwDaaaaaaaaarrrreeee..." The Badger said, starting to lunge at Yoda. He didn't get very far. Anakin met him in mid-air and blocked him with a swipe of his lightsaber. The Badger fell with a great THUMP on the floor.
"Anakin!" Bryony exclaimed and then gasped. The Badger got up without a single wound!
"What is this?" Gralin said in utter bewilderment.
Suddenly, the Badger gave a huge shudder. Everyone in the room watched in utter amazement as it's fur fell off to reveal...
"OBI-WAN?"
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 19, 2005 10:27:49 GMT -5
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"Oh good." Dahne said. "Now there is someone who can explain everything." Obi-Wan however looked rather confused.
"What is that thing?" He asked, pointing at the badger.
"He's a badger, a creature from...my home world. Judging by his war cry this one is from the fortress of Salamandaestron. However, I don't know who he is so I'll let him introduce himself.". . .
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Post by LadyEowynOfRohan03 on Mar 19, 2005 18:09:19 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300]"My name is Sunflash the Mace," the Badger Lord replied. "I am a defender of all things good and wholesome, defender of weak ones and..."
"And I'm the eater of all things yummy, wot!" A large hare named Jodd interupted. "Got any scoff on ya old chap? I say, this ol' blighter's bally 'ungry. Wot wot!"
Then all the members of this confused party turned to look at the large hare, who...
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Mar 21, 2005 20:42:26 GMT -5
...started dancing the disco!
"I loooove da 70's!" He crowed. "Wooooo hooo!"
To Dahne's horror and astonishment, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Gralin, and Yoda all started doing the disco too! A large, sparkling disco ball ascended from the ceiling.
"I've gotta get outta here!" Dahne muttered. "These people are cracked!" She pushed through the crowd of people and out the door. The door swooshed closed behind her.
She gasped when she saw what was in front of her. What should have been a corrider in the Jedi Temple was really...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Mar 24, 2005 13:00:52 GMT -5
A corridor in the Death Star, full of Storm Troopers.
"I think preferred the room with the dancing idiots." Dahne said, turning around and going back through the door. Unfortunately for Dahne, this only transported her back to Middle-Earth, where she found herself in the middle of . . .
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Mar 25, 2005 12:02:20 GMT -5
...the Brandywine River!
She got one startled look at the greeness of the Shire before sinking under. Flapping her arms, she struggled to get to the surface.
"Hallooo there!" a voice called from what seemed to be her right. "Hallooo! Would you be in need of some help, miss?"
Coughing and gagging, Dahne treaded around in place and tried to see through the water that was streaming down her face and through her eyelashes. Who was this mysterious hero?
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 11, 2005 19:16:07 GMT -5
She found a small child standing on the bank holding out a branch. She swam over and grabbed ahold of it. SOmehow, she managed to get out of the river without pulling the boy in.
"There you are miss. Pardon me for not jumping in after you, but Idon't think it would do much good even if I could swim." Dahne looked at him, something about him seemed familiar. Suddenly it struck her that he was not a boy at all, but a hobbit. A hobbit by the name of (Brandywine, hint hint)...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 18, 2005 17:59:04 GMT -5
...Merry Brandybuck! (Sorry, you guys were taking too long)
"Well, this won't do. You're wet and the night's getting cold." The hobbit said. Our poor freak didn't particularly care, she was too busy wishing she could stay in one place for 15 minutes.
Correction courtesy of your LIGC.
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Apr 19, 2005 19:42:37 GMT -5
Suddenly, out of the thicket (I just love that word!) came a large...
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Post by Aranel on Apr 20, 2005 9:10:28 GMT -5
. . . AT-AT!
"The ever looming thought of Episode III coming in May must be affecting my dream again!" Dahne said out loud.
"What is that?" Merry asked.
"Well," Dahne started but was interrupted by . . .
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