Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Aug 9, 2004 7:47:49 GMT -5
This is what happens when you mix me with LOTR parodies, too litle sleep, and boredom. I was mourning the loss of movies such as Aladdin(my all time favorite Disney movie), Beauty and the Beast, and the Lion King. I took quite a bit of poetic liscense. Anyways, let me know what you think.
Animation has changed
I see it in the penstrokes
I hear it in the soundtrack
I smell it in the theaters
The animation that once was is discarded
For none now live who will pay to see it
It began with the imagination of Walt Disney
Three movies were made by the Genie
Wisest and Funniest of all characters
And there were the Seven Dwarves
Great miners and singers under the mountain
And nine, nine were made by the race of Actors
Who above all else desire fame.
For within these movies were the stories
That would gorvern all Multiplexes
But they were all of them decieved
In the land of the Magic Kingdom, in the fires of his computer
The Dark Lord Pixar forged, in secret, computer animation
Into the technology he poured his will to dominate all animation
"One technology to rule them all"
One by one the free studios fell to the power of the technology.
But there were some who resisted
In a last alliance of Pen and Ink
The free animators of Walt Disney rose up
And on the screens of the Multiplexes
They fought for the careers of all animators
Victory was near, but the power of Pixar could not be undone.
It was in that moment, when all hope had faded
That Michael Eisner, CEO of Disney, took up his predecessors pen
Pixar, the enemy of the free animators of Walt Disney
Was defeated
Eisner had this one chance to rid the world of computer animation
But the hearts of men are easily corrupted
And the technology has a will of it's own
It betrayed Eisner, to his death.
Aladdin became Mulan, Mulan became Treasure Planet
And for two-and-a-half thousand penstrokes
The technology passed out of all knowledge
Until, when chance came, it ensnared a knew animator.
The technology came to the company Dreamworks,
Who took it deep into the animation studios of the world
For five hundred left-clicks
It poisoned their minds
Giving to Dreamworks unatural comedic skills
And there, in the well-lit studios, it waited.
Darkness crept back into the animation studios of the world
Rumors of an unknown monster
Whispers of a missing fish
And the technology sensed
It's time had now come
It abandoned Dreamworks
But something happened then that the technology did not intend
It was picked but the most unlikely creature imaginable
A Hobbit-man from New Zealand who needed the technology for his own movie.
For the time had now come when the Trilogy would rule the Multiplexes of the world
Was I bored or what? I know that it's not accurate at all, but who cares. What did ya think of the ending? I know it's a little out of context but I was thinking of Gollum and the time. And no, I was not dissing Dreamworks or Pixar, but I needed somthing that went along with the fall of cartoon animation *sob*. Anyways, be glad that I didn't get ahold of any Pixie Sticks, *shivers* now that would have been scary.
Animation has changed
I see it in the penstrokes
I hear it in the soundtrack
I smell it in the theaters
The animation that once was is discarded
For none now live who will pay to see it
It began with the imagination of Walt Disney
Three movies were made by the Genie
Wisest and Funniest of all characters
And there were the Seven Dwarves
Great miners and singers under the mountain
And nine, nine were made by the race of Actors
Who above all else desire fame.
For within these movies were the stories
That would gorvern all Multiplexes
But they were all of them decieved
In the land of the Magic Kingdom, in the fires of his computer
The Dark Lord Pixar forged, in secret, computer animation
Into the technology he poured his will to dominate all animation
"One technology to rule them all"
One by one the free studios fell to the power of the technology.
But there were some who resisted
In a last alliance of Pen and Ink
The free animators of Walt Disney rose up
And on the screens of the Multiplexes
They fought for the careers of all animators
Victory was near, but the power of Pixar could not be undone.
It was in that moment, when all hope had faded
That Michael Eisner, CEO of Disney, took up his predecessors pen
Pixar, the enemy of the free animators of Walt Disney
Was defeated
Eisner had this one chance to rid the world of computer animation
But the hearts of men are easily corrupted
And the technology has a will of it's own
It betrayed Eisner, to his death.
Aladdin became Mulan, Mulan became Treasure Planet
And for two-and-a-half thousand penstrokes
The technology passed out of all knowledge
Until, when chance came, it ensnared a knew animator.
The technology came to the company Dreamworks,
Who took it deep into the animation studios of the world
For five hundred left-clicks
It poisoned their minds
Giving to Dreamworks unatural comedic skills
And there, in the well-lit studios, it waited.
Darkness crept back into the animation studios of the world
Rumors of an unknown monster
Whispers of a missing fish
And the technology sensed
It's time had now come
It abandoned Dreamworks
But something happened then that the technology did not intend
It was picked but the most unlikely creature imaginable
A Hobbit-man from New Zealand who needed the technology for his own movie.
For the time had now come when the Trilogy would rule the Multiplexes of the world
Was I bored or what? I know that it's not accurate at all, but who cares. What did ya think of the ending? I know it's a little out of context but I was thinking of Gollum and the time. And no, I was not dissing Dreamworks or Pixar, but I needed somthing that went along with the fall of cartoon animation *sob*. Anyways, be glad that I didn't get ahold of any Pixie Sticks, *shivers* now that would have been scary.
