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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 11, 2005 22:58:32 GMT -5
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Our story starts not long after certain traumatic events have happened to our poor unfortunate character. These events have left him unable to feel safe in his own home. To him, every movement is a threat, every movement brings back haunting memories. He lives a prisoner of fear, alnd every day is a waking nightmare. Our tortured friend, if you have not already guessed is Legolas, the prince of Mirkwood. And the event that has made his life a living nigthmare? You shall soon find out.
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 18, 2005 18:20:34 GMT -5
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Now Legolas was a strange Elf, even before he was beset by these daily fears, for he was friends with a dwarf. As I am sure you know the name of this dwarf I will forgoe mentioning his name for now. If you do not know his name, well then, you shall in the next sentence or two. As I was saying, Legolas was friends
with a dwarf, and at this particular time he was visiting this friend. Somehow the conversation came turned to Legolas' daily tormenting.
"A few months ago I was kidnapped by a strange group of creatures. Many of them were Elves, but there was a hobbit among them. And a human in strange blue pants. And somehow they got the blonde girl from Rohan involved. And then there were these long multicolored monsters and strange jelly-like creatures with many arms. And black and white bears who attacked all who called them cute and cuddly." And he began to relate the whole awful story, and if you should like to know that tale, which is really too horrible to tell, you can go to "The Kidnapping of Legolas Greenleaf". Though I don't suggest it, for the tale is sure to leave you emotionally scarred. "And then the big shiny, um, thing went up into the sky and I finally asked them why
they were trying to kidnap me and it turned out to be something about slapping the floor. And i honestly still don't understand what or why or how, but I'm always jumping at shadows and noises and anything else suspicious."
"Well, my friend." The dwarf said, leaning back and taking a long draw on his pipe. "It seems to me that you should do something about these kidnappers. Play some sort of trick back on them."
"What exdactly do you suggest?"...
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Post by Aranel on Apr 18, 2005 19:52:56 GMT -5
(this one is for you Jaywyn! lol . . . hopefully you don't mind me stealing it!)
"Well, I think," Gimli, for that was the name of the dwarf, said and puffed on his pipe. "That you should make them eat five ding-dongs, sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner' from the edge of the sliff, and smoke my pipe."
"Noooo!" Legolas remarked. "Why would I do something as horrible as that? That's just un-elflike!"
"I don't know, it was just a suggestion."
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 25, 2005 18:11:41 GMT -5
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Legolas jumped and whilred around as suddenly a...
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Post by Aragorn714 on Apr 26, 2005 10:17:34 GMT -5
(The humans strange pants were Blue not red)
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 28, 2005 8:29:51 GMT -5
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(Can I help it if Legolas is color blind?)
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Post by Erutanie on Apr 29, 2005 19:27:25 GMT -5
(uh yeah you can. you are the one telling the story)
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 30, 2005 13:11:11 GMT -5
(Okay, can I help it that all the lifeguards in movies wear red?)
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Post by Aranel on May 1, 2005 13:04:55 GMT -5
bunch of the people who had tried to kidnap him before started whispering . . .
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on May 7, 2005 8:56:19 GMT -5
...not just whispering, they were passing secret notes also...
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Post by Erutanie on Feb 17, 2006 19:23:05 GMT -5
...that was just being passed and not read....
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Post by Iure on Feb 18, 2006 11:46:58 GMT -5
...and it would have made his life a bit easier if he had intercepted those notes, but Legolas hadn't. On second note, maybe it wouldn't have. But we will never find out, because Legolas hadn't.
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Post by Erutanie on Feb 18, 2006 12:43:50 GMT -5
And since he hadn't, those who kidnapped him were left to wondering...
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