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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Aug 21, 2005 19:52:19 GMT -5
Ribbletta Arucia Blubbernickle.
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Post by Erutanie on Aug 25, 2005 14:53:32 GMT -5
Geutalief is a female force........what the crap?  ? |
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Post by Erutanie on Aug 26, 2005 16:16:33 GMT -5
69 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter
Guaranteed to tick them off! (taken from mugglenet)
1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.
2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.
3. Quote Dobby.
4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.
5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.
6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.
7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.
8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.
9. Start singing a sorting hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.
10. Make them play Quidditch with you.
11.Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.
13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.
14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.
15. Throw a fit if others don't use these names.
16. Draw round glasses and lightnigh bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across..in permanent marker.
17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.
18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.
19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.
20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.
21. Refuse to explain what a thestral is.
22. Say "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.
23. Pretend you can do magic.
24. Rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house elves.
25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.
26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.
27. Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.
28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it." in a very serious voice.
30. Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudely Cannons?"
31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.
32. Make sure the joke isn't funny.
33. Use the titles You-Know-Who and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to refer to random people.
34. Make sure no one knows who you're talking about.
35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors..politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.
36. Hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.
37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.
38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.
39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to apparate.
40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken time turner.
41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.
42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"
43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.
44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) Jump and down and tell them that you can't wait. b) Tell them you'll meet them there. Or c) Sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again.
45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.
46. Add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they..)
47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.
48. ..every five minutes.
49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.
50. Say "Alohomora" everytime you open a door.
51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.
52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, act offended when they don't.
53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it’s Dumbledore’s birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.
54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.
55. Refuse to be comforted.
56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.
57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.
58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.
59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.
60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"
61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with.."
62. Write letters to the Editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our societ. ( Namely Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves.)
63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.
64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.
65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
67. ..refuse to provide an explanation.
68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.
69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Aug 27, 2005 9:55:26 GMT -5
*gasping with laughter*
OOoooOOooooOOOooo, that was FUNNY!
Hey, I just reminded myself of Luna Lovegood...
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Post by Erutanie on Aug 27, 2005 13:01:06 GMT -5
lol........she's such an awesome quidditch commentator......not as good as lee, but she is funny....
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Sept 7, 2005 20:08:26 GMT -5
Oh! I know!  Why did Lee have to grow up? |
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Post by Erutanie on Sept 10, 2005 17:54:29 GMT -5
I know....
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Sept 11, 2005 17:59:24 GMT -5
I'm going to dress up in my HP costume when I go see "Goblet of Fire."
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Post by Erutanie on Sept 11, 2005 18:05:18 GMT -5
Arkansas...
Hey that's a great idea...I should dress in my Bellatrix Lestrange costume that I wore to my day at hogwarts....
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Sept 11, 2005 18:12:40 GMT -5
Will you dye your hair black?
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Post by Erutanie on Sept 11, 2005 18:20:28 GMT -5
South Carolina...
that would be even cooler...i even got the hair coloring for it....
arg....i'm still washing black out of my hair from the homecoming dance last night......
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Sept 12, 2005 19:24:06 GMT -5
Oooo! Homecoming! People around here have homecoming in November. What did your dress look like?
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Post by Erutanie on Sept 14, 2005 19:31:25 GMT -5
it was a halloween theme, so we wore costumes.....
i was a cat
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Sept 15, 2005 19:53:46 GMT -5
Sweeeeeet. I've never been to homecoming, can you believe it? Am I missing much?  |
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Post by Iure on Sept 16, 2005 6:46:48 GMT -5
Sweeeeeet. I've never been to homecoming, can you believe it? Am I missing much? I've never been either... No such thing as homecoming over here..... |
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Why did Lee have to grow up?
