Guys.

[Erutanie]

what??

i don't go lusting after elves.

your gnomes are on strike, you forgot to pay them

[Miss_Anthropic]

Sure, sure ya' dont!

No there not, they just want you to think they are!

[Erutanie]

yes that is why they let Celeborn go and he is now running frantically to the safety of Galadriel.

[Miss_Anthropic]

MEH! *goes and steps on gnome army*
You mean he slowly walked back?
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!

[Erutanie]

you can kidnap legolas, i don't mind

[Aranel]

Ahh, thanks Aduial. Gnomes never do their jobs. Some kind of labor union . . .And I wouldn't kidnap legolas because then you'd have to deal with 4ever!

[Erutanie]

hmmm....we should do something (don't know what, i'll edit this later....i had something in mind, but it is gone....i'lll get back to you)

[Aranel]

Man, you're leaving hanging. Have you ever seen the e-mail about 50 something things you can do on an elevator? I'll post it here if you want me to. Then there would be something to do.

[Iure]

things you can do on an elevator? Like singing out loud when there are a lot of people in it?

[Aranel]

50 things to do in an Elevator...

1.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the

doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

2.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm

handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

3.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open

until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft

go "plink" at the bot

4.Do Tai Chi exercises.

5.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:"I've got new socks on!"

6.Meow occasionally.

7.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

8.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

9.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

10.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

11.Ask if you can push the button for other people, then push the wrong ones.

12.Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine!!"

13.Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

14.Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

15.Call out. "GROUP HUG!!" then enforce it.

16.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

17. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

18. Shave.

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

21. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

22. Play the accordion.

23. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

24. Lean against the button panel.

25. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.

26. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

27.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

28.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

29.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

30.Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends

31.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

32.Leave a box between the doors.

33.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

34.Start a sing-along.

35.Bring a chair along.

36.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

37.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

38.Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes

39.Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea

40.Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you

41.Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

42.On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.

43.Take your shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont

44.Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right

45.Try breakdancing

46.While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

47.Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

48.Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, "ready, aim," and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.

49.Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

50.Sell Girl Scout Cookies.

I can totally see some people on this site doing this stuff! There's also one about Wal*Mart.

[Erutanie]

ROFL, that is great, my friends have probably done all the ones on the walmart list.

seriously, one of my friends have held people up with a toy rifle with an orange tip, still in the package. they even made a few dollars.

there are several various things they have done in the gun section something about bambi, and asking if the walmart worker if they knew where the anti-depressants are.

where do you fine these anyway?

[Miss_Anthropic]

Your avatar bothers me...
()o
~

[Aranel]

I found the stuff on the other message board I post on:
barlowgirl.com/soundpost/default.asp

Here's Walmart:
35 fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart:
1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
4. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud...Hey, were out of toilet paper in here!
5. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
8. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
9. Play with the automatic doors.
10. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
11. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
12. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
13. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
14. Put M&M's on layaway.
15. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
16. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
17. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
18. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
19. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
20. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up afull scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
23. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
25. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
26. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
27. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in frontof the store.
28. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
29. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
30. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
31. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
32. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
33. Drive around the entrances yelling out the window "the British are coming."
34. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women'ssigns on the doors of the rest room.
35. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
*BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.

[Erutanie]

i know some kids who have actually done 15 of those that I know of.

They might have even done more.

[petersoK]

Those were good ones