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Post by Aranel on Apr 7, 2005 18:15:23 GMT -5
(secret message to Lurtz: I never asked you to take over my press conference!)
Ann:There are rumors floating around that the mega company of Geutalief is actualy an elaborate front for a big-time crime orgonization dealing exclusively in funny hammers... do you have any thing to say on that topic?
EE*: I'm sorry but those rumors are not true! We are not criminals, we only want the best chocolate for our buyers. We do not deal with funny hammers, although our president in cheif owns a whole collectiong.
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Post by Erutanie on Apr 7, 2005 18:16:31 GMT -5
(secrect message back: i thought it would be fun, but they attacked)
i need a vacation
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Apr 7, 2005 19:56:16 GMT -5
I have a question! Yooooo hooo!
Okay, okay. What is the current taste-tester salary?!
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Post by Aranel on Apr 8, 2005 7:52:03 GMT -5
EE*: the current salary is substantial. Let's just say it's more then enough to pay off a debt of say . . . two broken computers and one eaten camera. After those debts were paid off you'd have enough to, say, have a brain that was blown away by the wind put back in. Is that satisfactory?
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Post by Iure on Apr 8, 2005 11:21:06 GMT -5
Just for the record: The Geutalief business and my ex-Funny Hammer-factory have nothing to do with each other!
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Post by Aranel on Apr 8, 2005 11:27:29 GMT -5
EE*: Thank you for that word of clarification, Iure.
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Apr 8, 2005 19:31:09 GMT -5
I'm debt free, I swear! Does the taste-tester get to have free chocolate?
Ooooh, that new flavor that you wanted to put on the market? It needs to go back to the labs...it's nowhere near chocolate-y enough.
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Post by Iure on Apr 9, 2005 8:31:13 GMT -5
I've got a hunch that you just want to taste it more....  |
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Post by Aranel on Apr 9, 2005 9:21:37 GMT -5
I'm debt free, I swear! Does the taste-tester get to have free chocolate? Ooooh, that new flavor that you wanted to put on the market? It needs to go back to the labs...it's nowhere near chocolate-y enough. EE*: taste tester get to have as much chocolate as they want INSIDE the tester lab. |
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Apr 9, 2005 10:01:58 GMT -5
YIPPEEE!!!! Chocolate heaven, here I come!
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Post by Erutanie on Apr 9, 2005 11:49:43 GMT -5
The following message is for Iure and Elondra only. The message shall appear invisible to everyone except those aforementioned people. ~*_~*_~*_~*_~*~_~*_~*_*_~*~_*~_~*_ What is our company logo anyway? here's an idea for the new geutaleif ad: Geutalief The Other Good Chocolate [Insert Company Logo/Image here}
Get a life with Geutalief. 10 x the chocolate, 10 x the flavor! The giant sweet for the ultimate candy lover! ~*_~*_~*~_*~_~*_*_~*_~*~_*~_*_~*_~*_~*~_ {end ad} Other resourses i have gathered are: (143) 882-5433 Geutalief, the candy for the ultimate chocolate lover." Geutalief sounds like get a life, but is ten times better. Tell me all current employees and their jobs, and i could make a business card. |
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Apr 9, 2005 15:57:44 GMT -5
Wow, I'm impressed.
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Post by Aranel on Apr 10, 2005 13:02:12 GMT -5
The following message is for Iure and Elondra only. The message shall appear invisible to everyone except those aforementioned people. ~*_~*_~*_~*_~*~_~*_~*_*_~*~_*~_~*_ What is our company logo anyway? here's an idea for the new geutaleif ad: Geutalief The Other Good Chocolate [Insert Company Logo/Image here}
Get a life with Geutalief. 10 x the chocolate, 10 x the flavor! The giant sweet for the ultimate candy lover! ~*_~*_~*~_*~_~*_*_~*_~*~_*~_*_~*_~*_~*~_ {end ad} Other resourses i have gathered are: (143) 882-5433 Geutalief, the candy for the ultimate chocolate lover." Geutalief sounds like get a life, but is ten times better. Tell me all current employees and their jobs, and i could make a business card. (secret message to Arinae: lol . . . you used that phone number? Um, i don't think the shrink will like it!) Our phone number is 555-5433 I've come to dislike this slogan: Geutalief sounds like get a life, but is ten times better. i like the ad, but blue is too Nestle . . . how about Green like this site? i think we should put "Geutalief, the candy for the ultimate chocolate lover." on the candy bar wrapper. Current employees: Jaywyn - Taste Tester Arinae - Code Cracker and Advertisement unit Éowyn - WEb design and slideshow specialist Iure - Foreign Relations, Foreign Chocolate Supplier, and Second in Command Elondra - CEO, American Chocolate Supplier, and Over-All Advertiser We are always in need of more employees . . . |
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Post by Lady Jaywyn on Apr 10, 2005 15:34:49 GMT -5
Yes. There is no worry of lay-offs! I think...
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Post by Aranel on Apr 11, 2005 10:21:41 GMT -5
No, indeed!
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