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Post by Aranel on Apr 14, 2005 7:45:09 GMT -5
. . . but what he should have done was run while he had the chance. It was probably the last chance for escape from these crazy people he had met so far. For out of the fog appeared an enourmous dragon! Flames spewed from it's nostrils. The Glad Elf and the Lifeguard who shall remain nameless stood in shock for one second . . .
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Post by ~* Alquavende *~ on Apr 14, 2005 20:59:58 GMT -5
and then dived into a convientent(sp) pile of banana pudding on the beach because as everyone knows dragons hate banana pudding and won't come near anyone buried in it
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Post by FlightsRelease on Apr 15, 2005 15:24:21 GMT -5
...Buried in a pile of pudding is a very slimy place to be, the petrified lifeguard and Elf shivered and held thier ears closed to prevent more pudding from entering thier ear cannals. The dragon circled the mound of mush attemting to puzzel out a solution to his preys disapearance. finally in frustration he called in a voice that evaporated the pudding. "Lifeguard, I require your assistance" With that the shield of pudding was gone and the two companions were left to face the beast with nothing but thier wits and a little insanity. The dragon spoke again, this time pointing his head carefully away (he did not wish to evaporate his soon to be helpers with his broiling breath)....
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Post by Aragorn714 on Apr 15, 2005 20:39:34 GMT -5
"I need your assistance in a matter of utmost importance..."
The Lifeguard was totally in awe of such a magnificant creature, for he had never seen anything like this in his life. The Dragon had to repeat itself once more before it elicited any type of response from our stunned lifeguard...
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Post by FlightsRelease on Apr 16, 2005 10:14:39 GMT -5
"I need your assistance in a matter of utmost importance..." The dragon repeated for the third time. He began to seriously doubt the intelligance of our heros. Finally the Elf found here tongue while the lifeguard stood in awe of a dragons power. "I understand you need the lifeguards assistance...YOU SAID IT THREE TIMES...spit it out already." The little glad elf shouted. The dragon whom had never been spoken to in such a manner recoiled in surprise and started coughing violently for he had taken a quick breath and was now choking on his tongue. "I didn't mean literally" the elf stated in an amused voice. The lifeguard was wondering whether he could do the himelic(sp) manuver on a dragon when...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 18, 2005 17:54:38 GMT -5
...the Elf pushed him aside as chemicals spewed from the dragon's mouth, as he finally dislodged his tongue from his throat (I don't think it's possible to choke on your own tongue, but hey I'll play along). Coming into contact the chemicals ignited landing on the mysterious plants the lifeguard and Elf had been standing on.
"Oh no," the Elf said. "that plant, it's dragonsbane..."
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Post by IceFire on Apr 19, 2005 14:27:48 GMT -5
(I thought it was bannanas?)
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Post by FlightsRelease on Apr 19, 2005 21:39:58 GMT -5
(The Bannanas Evaporated hiding under the mushy pile was a long lost batch of dragons bane)...The scent of smoking bane drifted into the air and the dragon whom was still trying to catch his breath got a huge whiff full (if you didn't know dragons bane is a plant, which dragons happen to be "deathly" allergic too). The poor saphire and midnight Dragon began to weaze and sneaze. The "unamed" Lifeguard finally steped forward and pushed the cunvulsing dragon into another giant pile of bannana pudding. Now though dragons dislike bananna puding it is the only counter to dragons bane. How the lifeguard knew this we shall never know but the now recovered dragon shook himself off and finally introduced himself and asked his favor. "I am Flroken and I have a favor to ask of you Nameless one, I am in need of...
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Post by Aragorn714 on Apr 20, 2005 14:05:17 GMT -5
"MY ASSISTANCE IN A MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE!!! I KNOW ALREADY!!! YOU TOLD ME FOUR TIMES NOW, SO TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!!" the lifeguard, now thourally exasperated, shouted.
The Dragon pulled his long neck back in surprise at the lifeguards audacity in yelling at a dragon...
"oh... yes... well... umm... ok... you see... there is a magician just over that hill who compelled me to fly here. He told me I would find assistance here and I found you... so I assume you can help... will you?"
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 24, 2005 11:08:31 GMT -5
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"So you don't know why I'm needed. You're just here because some wizard sent you," said the Lifeguard.
"Dragons do not associate with wizards," said Flrocken, who was very offended by the very mention of them, becuase...
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Post by FlightsRelease on Apr 27, 2005 22:16:09 GMT -5
..."Wizards have a habit of sneaking up on us when were sleeping and fileing off our silver claws for potions of thiers" The dragon muttered grumpily. The lifeguard and elf looked at the dragons feet to see that indeed a Wizard had manged to wear down two of his six mangnificent claws. The Elf took an uncousious step behind the lifeguard (hey whats the use of being next to a lifeguard if they can't "guard" your life.)
"So I'm guessing you woke up and caught this interloper after only two nails...err...I mean claws" the lifeguard confirmed, ignoring the now shy elf. The dragon shrugged pulling back his wings and lifting his forelegs slightly. Flrocken explained, "you see when one catches a wizard the caught one must truthfully answer a question or give some helpful advice and well...
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Post by StarWarsOnTheBrain on Apr 28, 2005 8:26:45 GMT -5
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"... and well, letj's just say that his advice wasn't all that full of help. You see he told me to...
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Post by LadyEowynOfRohan03 on May 1, 2005 21:06:10 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300]"...go throughout the land and find and destroy everyone who misuses the English language."
"I don't understand," said the lifeguard whom is now very dazed and confused, though he has been described as "dazed" several times before now.
"You see," replied the majestic dragon, "so many people have been misspelling words, and using poor writing style, that all the mythical creatures in the world are being destoryed. Every time someone misuses the English language another glorious creature dies. They are losing the art of fantasy literature and of creating wonderful writings, so nothing new or beautiful will ever be created again. Not only that but all the old things are being wiped out. Rather than destroy every human who speaks improperly, I've decided to go and teach them all how to use grammar correctly. THe problem will never be corrected if there is no one to teach the proper manner of speaking to others. This is where you come in. There are far too many grammatical errors for me to correct alone. I need you to go throughout the land with me, and spread the correct usage of grammar, sentence structure, and storytelling. I will travel with you across the land in search of great teachers. Some of them you may know. King Theoden, Ed the Talking Horse, and many others who will be your tutors as you continue your quest.
The lifeguard was speechless, all he could manage to say was, "Ummm," for fear he would misspeak.
But the Elf had somehting to say, she said...[/glow]
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Post by Aragorn714 on May 2, 2005 7:30:05 GMT -5
"What about me? aint I got nothin to do?"
The Lifeguard and Dragon just stared at the poor elf shaking their heads in exasperation. Then the Lifeguard glanced sideways at the Dragon and asked, "Why do you want me to go along with you? You do know that I not the best student of grammar in the world. In fact when I was in school I hated Grammar. But I can sympathize with you about the murdering of enlish. I can't stand it when the unknowlageable people out there murder "The Queens English", you know when people attempt to talk with all the Thee's, Thou's and other archaic english words." The Lifeguard stood for a second pondering... "Ok I will join you on your quest to root out all grammatical and spelling butcherer's in the world."
So the Dragon lowered a wing, inviting the Lifeguard to climb up. The Lifeguard was stunned, to ride a dragon was an immense honor. The Lifeguard bowed low, and as carefully as possible climbed astride the Great Dragons back...
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Post by Aranel on May 2, 2005 13:54:27 GMT -5
. . . Once on, the great dragon took off without the elf!!
as the elf stood in astonishment, not even daring to misuse grammar, the lifeguard settled in for the ride. To his amazement, once in the clouds, he met up with teh mermaid again!
"How did you get here?" the lifeguard asked.
"Why must you humans always ask such stupid questions?" the mermaid said in annoyance. . . .
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